But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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