yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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