you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
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sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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