am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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