Fine. I'll sleep in my office
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I had to cum in my sink.
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