How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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