I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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