Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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