think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
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We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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