Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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