It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
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He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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