love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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