i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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