Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I understand Curling. That high.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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