What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
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Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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