Midget sex pt 2 tonight
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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