Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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