My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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