Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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