at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Randomize
