I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
we should paint friendship bongs
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