I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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