this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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