Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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