i just had sex bonerless
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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