just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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