You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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