just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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