i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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