ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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