brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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