so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
It's official drugs can't kill me
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Dick very happy bro
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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