its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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