i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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