You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Randomize
