I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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