it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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