I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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