I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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