so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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