I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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