We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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