i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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