do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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