Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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