Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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