your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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