how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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