Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i just google imaged poop.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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