I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
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