"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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