So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
They are going to name an STD after you.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
There are leaves in my underwear?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
Randomize
