erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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