Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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