is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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