Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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