Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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